Disney World is the answer to everything!

Today, one of my friends was having a mental breakdown about her relationship and I recommended that she and her boyfriend take a trip to Disney World. Actually, I did more than recommend, I emailed her the link to the website and ordered her the free vacation planning video. Afterwards, as I leaned back in my chair at work, I thought more about Disney World being a solution to her problem and came to the conclusion that Disney World is the solution to most of the problems in my life.
Sure that sounds dumb, but Disney is my favorite place in the whole word. In fact, I cannot wait to bring Delaney and Alison there. I love the rides, I love the shows, I love the fireworks, I love the hotels, and I love the food. Everything seems so simple there. There is always something to do, even if you're not actually in the theme park. Most everything is appropriate for children and so nothing is offensive. Disney is the perfect place to go when you've hit a rock in your life because while you're there you can't help but smile. You can have breakfast with Cinderella, dinner with Mary Poppins and lunch at a restaurant that has a large green alien playing the piano. You can spend the night watching the fireworks above the castle or drinking and singing along at Jelly Rolls. Everything is themed to the max. Pools, restaurants, attractions, stores, even clubs are decorated completely, I mean how can you not have fun and forget whatever it is that's bothering you.
So to my friend and everyone else who is having a problem and needs some neutral ground, I think that Disney is the perfect place!