Stolen from Brooke

How long have you been a Mom?2 years 4 months
How many children call you Mommy?2 girls
Did you know what you were having?yup!
How old were you when you became a Mom?25
How long were you in labor? a long time.....
What's your favorite thing about being a Mom?everything
What's your least favorite thing?whining...
Do you want more kids? no
Do you plan on having more soon?no..
How many times have you been pee'd on? one maybe
Barfed on? a couple
Is your child named after anyone? Alison is my maiden middle name
How did you come up with their names? I love a Jimmy Buffett song with the name "Delaney" in it (its the name of his daughter) Carl picked Alison
When your child gets in trouble, who is the bad guy? we both share that role
What is the longest you have been away from your children? a few days for work
Bedtime routine? Bath every few nights, story, then tucks in with kisses
Are your toes painted? kind of...i painted them for Easter and never took the polish off
Last movie you saw in the theater? Pirates three
One thing you will not give up just because you're a mom? the things i enjoy...
One thing you did give up now that you're a mom? free time and the ability to sleep in
Best Mom perk: tons of hugs and kisses
Snack, you sneak bites from your child: ice cream
When the kid is napping, you are: reading, studying, just relaxing
Where is your child(ren) now?both in bed
Favorite place to buy maternity clothes? hmmm...Kohls I think