tis the season...
for high school visits! Yes, I am back in action and out on the road. Yet again, my travel territory has shrunken (woohoo!) and now I'm just visiting schools in Harford and Baltimore counties. Today, my first day of visits for the year, I am reminded of why I love visiting high schools...the students crack me up. In school number 1 I saw an abercrombie fashion show. My favorite question of the day also came from school 1: "How many times do you have to get caught drinking underage before you are kicked out of school?". hmmm...are you seriously asking me this question (and fyi, i have no clue!!!)
at school #2 (a lunch visit that I promise myself every year i won't return to) some girl in a soccer uniform tied up so everyone could see her stomach (and i can't imagine she's great at soccer, she may weigh 90 lbs) is making out with a guy a foot and a half in front of my table....awesome!
the students at school #3 told me how I first looked like a college student, and then couldn't possibly be older than 21...umm, thanks i guess.
My mantra for high school visits...just as long as noone steals my hubcaps, I'll be ok.
Oh and Cirucci and I watched a little Follow that Bird, and made many many many phone calls during our wine fest the other night. We are sooo cool, maybe we should head back to high school!

